City Demotivational Poster
GREAT HUNT -
NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.
CRAZY LOVE - Joker and Harley, sitting in a tree...
TENACITY - If you get up one more time than you fall, you will make it through. -Chinese Proverb
HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!
MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.
SAFETY FIRST! -
PUBLICITY STUNT - Yeah, there are people who would be confused by this one ...
SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...
NURSE HARLEY QUINN - Oh nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath now.
MONGOLIANS - Kiss your city walls goodbye
SIMPLICITY - All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Sir Winston Churchill
VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.
CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.
COMING OUT ON TOP -
REDNECK SIMPLICITY - Oh I just live in a little place out behind the business
YEHAA! - I'M a gonna ride me an ALTER BOY!!
SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."
HEAVEN? - Not today
SURE HONEY, I'M PRETTY SURE ITS NOT ONE OF THOSE! -
HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.
CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!
T E N A C I T Y - It's extremely hard to conceal that you're innapropriate
JOKER SPAWN - Mr. J's granddaughters are HOT!!!!!
SEX IN THE HOOD - If Kelsey Grammer was the creator of Sex in The City
SEQUELS - Sex in the City 28
INNOVATION - Sometimes an Innovation Can Benefit Society, Others Give Other Societies a Reason to Ridicule us.
A vision -
COME UP TO THE LAB -
SEX AND THE CITY 3 - Carrie hits menopause
LIMITATIONS - the addition of Motinet's 179th new site, Cute Kneecaps, actually pissed off the Internets
ELECTRICITY - Our one source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me
POOPER SCOOPER - City ordnance 435b.1.(c) requires that you clean up after your T-Rex.
Epic city -
BATGIRL - All THIS and brains too!
FIRST RESPONDER - Well, You don't eexpect us, to respond on an EMPTY STOMACHE Do YOU!
TORNADOS - Great for the news, bad for the trailer homes.
INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -
TRAFFIC JAM - Nice Job Asshole. Your Making people late for work
HI THERE! - How you doing?
Make A Wish -
OH, HI HONEY! -
Bizarre Trivia -
Afraid of the Lights -
A Star Is Born -
none shall pass -
MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
I Have An Idea ! -
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -
SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT -
BACON AND BACON. -
TWEETY - He likes to play godzilla A LOT
CITY OF CULVER CITY - My taxes paid for that extra 'city'
HELP FOR HAITI - CUBBY thanx for pinching and doing your part.
DIRECTIONS - Excuse me, could you help us find the arch?
ACRE - Does it really exists?
SEX IN THE CITY 2 - When fashion meets racism.
MICHAEL PHELPS -
FREE TIME - He haz moar den u
CITY ROADKILL - Looks like I found myself a brand new hobby
ARROGANCE - Just because you're big, doesn't mean you're too big to fail.
NEW ORLEANS - The devil has all the best tunes and they are played in the Bayou
THE AMIGO -
REVENGE - Someone has said something you find objectionable. They are smarter than you, and they have a few highly rated posters. But you win... You give their posters one lion! Sucker!
AMERICA'S FINEST CITY - San Diego, CA
SPOOKY IN THE CITY - Podcast or cruel social experament?
societal reinvention -
Cycles of Existence -
Unskilled Labour -